|Time to add several of these, to either side of Bourges Boulevard|
.. pointing inwards
then we can all be really peed on or off!
How long has he known this? If you are at the Civic Awards bun fight tonight here is a little wet joke you might like to try on the Dear Leader. Marco how do you cure water on the brain? A Tap on the head! Geddit? Hilarious! NO?
Then try this.....a real rib tickler... The Dear Leader Marco Cereste has just announced the Cereste Memorial Bourges Boulevard Euro funded tart up and 7-days-a-week traffic jam snarl up disaster, is likely to last well beyond the May elections possibly into June and July... Not so funny eh?
Simply the near half million of public money paid out to Westminster Councils in-house spin doctors to make this council look good prior to the elections in May is now all for naught. Marcos' pinning the blame on his chums at Anglia Water who are laying 4 x 200 metres (?) of blue water main under the Boulevard. It's all down to them. But is it? Step forward PCC Officer Simon Machin, fresh from his Fletton Parkway contaminated soil disaster (still messing with all our Virgin Media Broadband connections Simon.. be a good lad and fix it...) It would be better if the contractors worked around the clock, seven days a week, and put more than a handful of 'subbies' on the job. Rather than just office hours Monday to Friday as at present. Discuss.
So any remaining businesses in this City thinking the misery, loss of sales, reduced footfall, layoffs, will all soon be over and contained within this financial year, then sadly we have news for you. Next years figures are going to be a financial basket case as well. We suggest you copy off this post and put it before your Chairman. It might even help save your own job and that of your business when you slap in a claim for a substantial reduction in business rates.... best of luck!
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